• My dash got hella dry and so I just followed a bunch of new people back…May my scroll be ever in your favor

  • My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

    I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

    She hates flies.

    (Source: dangergays)

  • Dassa donut

My beaut friend; Liz, 19, London

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